Chapter 16 I'm an Actor

Since Su Qingwen's points have been showing a negative growth, according to normal logic, she can't step out of the door for the rest of her life.

However, there is always a saying in the world called "smash a cracked pot", which means there is no use for something that is already bad. The normal way can't solve the problem.

Then...

Su Qingwen can only develop her barren brain to explore the side paths, trying to make Hua Yueye love her to death and follow her every word.

Humph, men.

See if I can't make you kneel down at my feet, and become a slave of love ever since.

So, for the stars and the sea, Su Qingwen started an academic discussion with her dear little system.

The topic was "How to make Hua Yueye love her to death and follow her every word".

[System: Darling, as the saying goes, if you want to catch a man's heart, you have to catch his stomach first.]

"Damn it, I don't like him, why should I cook for him? It's already good that I didn't poison him, okay." Su Qingwen retorted.

[System: Darling, are you sure you don't like him? I don't know who was touching the other person's abdominal muscles and chest muscles, drooling.]

"Ahem, of course! Who I like is definitely someone like Li Ruhua, handsome, gentle and elegant! The dream lover of thousands of girls! Hua Yueye, that kind of arrogant wolf with a big tail, is simply narcissistic and annoying. How could I like him! Okay, okay, let's move on to the next one."

[System: Uh, the next one... How about making him jealous?]

Su Qingwen wondered: "Jealous? What kind of jealousy? What kind of jealousy has this effect? Is it aged vinegar, white vinegar, or apple cider vinegar?"

The system was about to go crazy. If it had a physical body that could walk, it would definitely jump up and pour out the water in someone's head, so that she could never be a mobile fish tank again!

[System: It's that jealousy, you stupid woman! It's jealousy!!]

"Oh, then you could just say it directly. Why do you have to beat around the bush and say jealousy? I heard that you were complained about your service attitude last time." Su Qingwen supported her chin, blinking her eyes with ill intentions.

[System: I'm so angry, but I still have to keep smiling.]

"Oh, how can I make him jealous? Would a person like him get jealous?"

[System: Ahem, of course! I tell you, men all have possessiveness. If he sees the woman he likes with another man, he will be very unhappy in his heart, and he will start to reflect on himself, and thus love you more deeply.]

"I didn't expect that you're just a game system, but you know quite a lot." Su Qingwen admired.

[System: Why can't a game system know so much? Are you looking down on our advanced intelligent system! I tell you, in our internal network, there are still hundreds of terabytes of educational films. How can you mortals understand the erudition of our system? Humph~]

So, you look at this kind of thing, but you're still so proud. Su Qingwen silently rolled her eyes. "I didn't expect that you're actually this kind of system."

After saying that, she remembered that she needed something from someone... no, from the system.

Su Qingwen flattered with a smile: "No, no, let's still talk about the main topic. Even if I want to make him jealous now, I still need to find a man. The problem is, where can I find this man!"

[System: Hey, that's true. There are only so many men in the palace, and most of them don't even have the tools to commit a crime.]

Su Qingwen slapped her thigh, "I think Xiao Qing is pretty good! He's just a little milk dog... if you don't look at his age.

[System: Do you think Hua Yueye will argue with a block of wood? Moreover, if you go and confess to Xiao Qing, there are only two results:

One, Xiao Qing doesn't understand, and stupidly asks you if you invented some new game today;

Two, Xiao Qing says that he is panicked, kneels on the ground on the spot, and may even bleed three feet at the palace gate because of his guilt.]

"Then change to another one! ...The number one scholar!"

After Su Qingwen said that, she coyly said: "Oh, do I really have to go and seduce him? I feel so shy. I'm so embarrassed!"

[System: Do you know why you don't have a beard?]

"Why? Isn't it because I'm a girl?"

[System: Because your skin is thick... You have to believe in yourself, Su Qingwen. You've already filled up the skill points in the skill of thick skin.]

Su Qingwen was speechless: ...It doesn't sound like a compliment at all.

However, early in the morning the next day, Su Qingwen still set off with full confidence.

"Brother Ruhua~" Su Qingwen hadn't entered the Qionghua Hall yet, but she was already pinching her throat and shouting.

This melodious shout scared Li Ruhua, who was writing, into breaking the writing brush in half on the spot.

And the little eunuch who was sweeping the floor in the yard opened his mouth as if he was going to eat the broom.

"Brother Ruhua~ I'm here to see you~" Su Qingwen ignored Li Ruhua's stunned expression, and held onto his arm.

Li Ruhua had no expression on his face. He looked at Su Qingwen, who didn't know what she was going crazy about, and twitched the corner of his mouth: "Your Majesty..."

"You were still calling me sweetheart yesterday, but now you're acting so unfamiliar with me." Su Qingwen continued to act.

"Your Majesty, we didn't meet yesterday." Li Ruhua directly interrupted her devoted performance.

Damn it, embarrassing...

"Ahem, then it was the day before yesterday~" Su Qingwen took out the skill of the full skill tree - Ultimate Skill · Thick Skin.

"Let's go. Let's go and admire the flowers, take a stroll in the garden, look at the moon, and talk about life~ Let's talk from poetry and songs to life ideals~" Su Qingwen used the arrest technique, and forcefully dragged Li Ruhua, who was still in a daze, away.

The forcefully dragged arm and the unwilling back were however tightly held together. It was reflected in the little eunuch's eyes, who was full of the intention to watch the show, and automatically turned into the affair of "the affection of the man and the woman".

The little eunuch ran out in a flash, "Cuicui, it's a big deal~ I discovered something big~"

...

Su Qingwen used her words and actions to tell the entire harem what acting skills were.

Humph, I'm an actor.

She made full preparations, merging the love elements of "The Legend of the White Snake", "My Fair Princess", "Romeo and Juliet", "Love in a Puff" and so on, bringing rich gossip material to the bored men and women in the deep palace.

A few days later, the expected effect was finally achieved.

Palace maid A: "It turns out that the Lady of the Leisure Concubine and the Emperor's son-in-law were childhood sweethearts before. Later, the Emperor's son-in-law achieved success in the imperial examination. The Lady chased after him to the deep palace in order to find him. It's a pity that at this time, one was already a wife and the other was already a husband, and the wife was still the Emperor's concubine, while the husband was... They could only hold hands and look at each other's teary eyes. It's really touching." After saying that, she wiped the tears from her eyes.

Palace maid B: "I also heard that it was the Lady's father who broke up the lovers back then. The Lady and the Emperor's son-in-law even eloped!"

Palace maid C: "Right, right, right. I also heard that the Lady and the Emperor's son-in-law took a boat together to stroll on the West Lake. They got to know each other because they borrowed an umbrella! A century of cultivation is needed for two people to take the same boat, and a millennium of cultivation is needed for two people to share the same pillow. It's really enviable!"

When Su Qingwen heard this, she covered her stomach and almost laughed until she had a cramp. Haha, I'll see if you Hua Yueye can still not be jealous this time!