After the dinner was over, the driver came to pick up Cheng Yu and take him home.
Cheng Yu had already half - sat into the car, but still held my hand tightly and refused to let go.
I had lost all my face tonight and really didn't want to talk to him. I urged, "Goodbye."
"Zhou Yinyin." He didn't know if he was really drunk or just being a rascal. He forcefully pulled me closer. His eyes were extremely aggrieved. "I've never liked someone this much before. I'm a bit out of control. Can you just bear with me a little more?"
I was still angry. "Got it. Go."
He clenched my hand tightly, as if he wanted to pour out all the grievances he had suffered from me recently. "You can't warm my heart up and then just let it cool down. Being hot and cold towards me is so painful. Do you know that?"
Me: "..."
How could I not know?
When I was the one pining after you, you were still a gay!
I've had enough of this feeling.
Now it's your turn to taste it!
As if that wasn't enough, Cheng Yu added another bombshell: "If I had known that falling in love would have such a strong after - effect, I shouldn't have accepted your friend request in the first place..."
Me: "Stop talking!"
It's all my fault.
If I hadn't added you by mistake.
If I hadn't insisted on being your gay bestie.
I wouldn't have messed up your life.
Now I've been neglecting you because of work.
And I even made you angry by hanging out with a bunch of guys.
You just wanted to assert your position as my significant other. It's only natural.
I've let you down, Concubine Yu!
Cheng Yu: "I've heard that a sign that someone doesn't love you anymore is losing patience."
I was stunned. "When did I ever lose patience with you?!"
Cheng Yu: "Then kiss me, kiss me properly?"
Me: !!!
I looked at the driver shamefully.
The driver started pretending to be busy and lowered his head to look at his phone.
I puckered my lips and gave a quick "smooch" before pulling away.
Cheng Yu said dejectedly, "You really don't love me anymore. You're so perfunctory even with a kiss."
Me: Enough is enough!!!
I'll block him for the whole night when I get back.
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I found that Cheng Yu usually lived a rather restricted life. When he was drunk, his emotions were amplified and he became a bit more unrestrained.
The day after getting drunk, he was back to being the normal God Yu.
I got off work at around eight o'clock in the evening. As soon as I went upstairs, I smelled a delicious aroma from afar.
I was already starving. I rushed to the dormitory in one stride and saw a group of colleagues, both men and women, looking like beggars from the Beggar Clan. Each of them was holding a rice bowl, and a long queue was blocking the kitchen door.
I came in and asked, "Who is it? What's cooking that smells so good?"
Colleague D was holding a large bowl of dumplings with a satisfied look on his face. He smiled and said to me, "The dumplings cooked by God Yu himself. Will I get rich after eating them? Hehe."
Me: ?
I took a look. Oh, Cheng Yu in a blue apron was standing by the pot, holding a spatula and scooping dumplings for Qi Jiayuan, the leader of the "Beggar Clan".
I turned to the silly Colleague D and said, "You're really easy to please."
Colleague D scratched his head sheepishly. "I'm sorry for everyone. I talked nonsense when I was drunk and made the atmosphere so awkward. Didn't you guys quarrel?"
I said guiltily, "No, no. Just eat your dumplings!"
Colleague D picked up a dumpling and stuffed it into his mouth. "Oh my god, it's so delicious!"
What an unpromising look.
Just like me when I first tasted Cheng Yu's cooking.
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When everyone had finished sharing the dumplings and went back to their rooms for dinner.
I deliberately stood in front of Cheng Yu with my rice bowl.
He was stunned for a moment. "I've distributed them all."
Me: "..."
He smiled and took out a bowl of dumplings for me. "I saved them for you."
I blocked him for the whole night. I thought that with his previous personality, he would at least ignore me for a few days.
But he actually came all the way to our dormitory to play the kind - hearted Buddha and feed all the hungry ghosts...
I couldn't even be angry with him. Instead, I felt quite ashamed.
Cheng Yu said, "I made some dumplings and froze them in the fridge. You can cook them when you're hungry."
He opened the freezer. There were two drawers full of dumplings, neatly arranged like a parade of troops. The white, chubby dumplings were waiting in equal distances, looking so cute.
I let out an internal "wow". He was so virtuous. One hundred points, one hundred points.
After eating the dumplings, Cheng Yu went to my room to play.
I went to bed too late last night, so the room was in a mess. I quickly put away my underwear and bras.
Cheng Yu helped me tidy up the cosmetics and other sundries on the table.
After I finished tidying up, I patted the bed. "Sit down."
Cheng Yu: "Okay."
He sat down next to me.
Cheng Yu: "Last night..."
Me: "Forget it. Don't mention it. Don't bully people like that next time, okay?"
Cheng Yu said obediently: "Okay."
He rubbed his legs awkwardly.
My phone rang.
I opened it and saw that it was a video file sent by the boss.
I thought it was something related to work, so I opened it without any defense right in front of Cheng Yu.
【Ah... Um... So deep...】
Me: !!!
Damn it!!!
Qi Jiayuan, you brute!
You actually sent me a porn video! You knew that Cheng Yu and I were alone in the room! What's your intention?
I quickly exited the video, locked the screen and put down the phone.
I cleared my throat. "It was sent by mistake."
Cheng Yu snorted, "Humph."
I tried to say something to ease the awkwardness. "The woman's moaning sounds quite nice. I wonder what she looks like. Hehe?"
Cheng Yu: "Open it and take a look."
Me: "..."
Oh my god.
I really brought up the wrong topic...
Me: "Forget it."
Cheng Yu: "Let's watch it together."
Me: "It's not very appropriate, is it?"
Cheng Yu: "You know it's not appropriate. Then why would a man send you this?"
I forced a reason. "The boss is concerned about the employees and wants to enhance the relationship between employees and their families. This is a company benefit."
I'm going all out. I'll open the video. Come on!
I asked Cheng Yu, "Do you... Do you want to wear headphones?"
The woman was moaning so loudly. I didn't want others to misunderstand.
I plugged in the headphones and handed one to Cheng Yu. "Here, one for each of us."
Cheng Yu hesitated for a moment and then took it and put it on.
The two of us leaned together and watched the porn video intently.
"Wow, this position looks like Tangqiu and Tiandou." I tried to suppress the heat on my face and talked nonsense to cover up the awkwardness. "Can people really do this?"
Cheng Yu: "..."
The more I watched, the more ashamed I felt. The headphones were like hot irons and I could hardly keep them on. My throat was always tight and I couldn't help swallowing repeatedly.
It was so embarrassing that I felt like my ten toes were digging a Disneyland on the ground.
Good.
The two of them finally stopped acting like animals and changed to a more human - like position.
Seeing the porn actress moaning so painfully and looking so miserable, I couldn't help but ask, "I've heard that this... is the most wonderful thing in the world. If it's really that comfortable, then why does she have this expression?"
Cheng Yu: "..."
He took a deep breath. I didn't know what he was annoyed about.
I frowned. "Ah, this man is so excessive. The girl said no, but he still keeps going..."
"Enough." Cheng Yu took off his headphones, grabbed my phone and deleted the file.
Me: ???
The next second, Cheng Yu pushed me down on the bed, interlaced our fingers and pressed them on both sides of me.
I shouted anxiously, "Cheng Yu, don't mess around!"
"This is a shared dormitory," he leaned over and whispered in my ear. "Keep your voice down."