According to my inner belief in gender equality, I really wanted to strip her clothes off too. But 26 years of elite education told me that I'm a gentleman. A gentleman uses his words rather than his hands. So I told her to get out. This was the first time I used the word "get out" on a living person. Zhou Yinyin, you're quite something.
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I've heard that the highest level of an actor is that you can't tell at all that she's acting. Zhou Yinyin. She's either an idiot trying to catch a man for free or a highly scheming queen.
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I'd rather believe she's a master than admit that I was ever touched by an idiot.
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Suddenly, I can understand those uncles and aunts who buy health - care products. Empty - nesters. They lack love. Even if they go bankrupt and are cheated, they have no regrets. As a mature man in my prime, I've been longing for love for too long. Even if I know Zhou Yinyin is a liar, I'm still willing to jump into her trap.
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At first, she apologized seriously. How could I possibly pay attention to her? Sure enough, she showed her true colors. She started to flirt with me, calling me "brother" and saying that a bad boss had tricked her into calling him that. She has so many "brothers". Is she trying to create an illusion that she's very popular? Hmph.
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The pick - up lines she used on me were all old and outdated pick - up lines from over a decade ago. If I could be moved by such lines, I'd be sorry for all the funny bloggers I've followed over the years.
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I miscalculated. I didn't expect her to be so thick - skinned. As a girl, she keeps sending me roses every day and deliberately makes the cards so big, parading them around the whole neighborhood. My buddies who heard about it said they were extremely envious, jealous and admiring of me. What's there to be envious of? Haven't you been chased by girls? Oh, you haven't.
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Zhou Yinyin is definitely an idiot. It's a definite conclusion. Would a scheming queen turn herself into a fish - head to make a man happy? No normal woman would do this. So there must be something wrong with her. She even scared my respected patron, Uncle Liu. A few hundred million was almost gone because of her scare.
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Actually, I've thought about it. If Zhou Yinyin is a scheming queen, I'll let her get out. If she's just a stupid girl who wants to chase me, I'll date her. Don't look at this ugly fish - head. But it pried open the heavily guarded safety lock in my heart.
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As a result, before I could even say much to her, she said she wanted to break up with me - oh no, break off relations. I just stood there stunned. I thought, if only I had taken a course in "Theories on How to Console Girls for Straight - A Guys" at Harvard. I wouldn't have just stood there helplessly and coldly watched the girl I like almost cry.
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I really don't know how to console people. I've never even tried to console a dog.
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I heard from a friend that although he's been in many relationships, he always remembers the moment of heart - fluttering with each girlfriend. Sometimes you'll suddenly feel a flutter in your heart for someone, which is a signal that love is coming. It could be a figure, a look in the eyes, or a sincere kiss. At that time, I thought that if this was the feeling of a heartbeat, I'd never have such a feeling for anyone in my life. So many girls have given me looks, but I only feel disgusted.
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Zhou Yinyin looked at me with a smile, but her eyes were gradually filling with sad tears. She looked so weak and innocent, so pitiful. She forced a smile and said goodbye. Then a big teardrop fell down, and she cried so heartbreakingly. I was hit in the heart without any defense. Before my brain could even analyze it, a voice in my heart told me - Cheng Yu, you're finished. You've fallen into the hands of this idiot.
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I invited her to dinner. She's so easy to please. She was happy at once, beaming with joy. I felt a sense of relief.
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I chatted with her. She said she just wanted to be friends with me now. I know there's a big gap between us. Maybe she was scared by me, so she forced herself to keep a safe distance. So I told her to call me Cheng Yu and secretly regarded her as my girlfriend in my heart. Sure enough, once the timid snail found its shell, it became complacent. She even dared to say that the food I cooked was not delicious.
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Men are really a vulgar kind of creature. After declaring her as my girlfriend, I started to have a possessive desire for her. I used to not even care if she slept on the street. But now, as soon as I hear that she lives in a dormitory with a bunch of men, I feel uncomfortable.
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I sent her to the company building. From afar, I saw a very handsome man being very affectionate with her. A nameless anger rose in my heart. Well, love makes people act in strange ways.
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Zhou Yinyin invited me to watch a movie for the first time on her own initiative, under the pretext that I was the only friend who could accompany her. How could that be? It was clearly an excuse for a date. Actually, I was very busy that day. I had a meeting in the morning and another in the afternoon. It was quite a rush to watch a movie in the two - hour interval. But it's not good to be late for a first date with a girl, so I spoke very fast in the morning meeting. The note - taker was almost in tears.
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Fortunately, I wasn't late. Zhou Yinyin has a really good personality. If it were an ordinary girl waiting for a boy like this, the boy would surely be scolded severely. But she didn't complain at all. She must really love me.
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I asked her why she chose a noon movie. It turned out to be a couple's hall with few people. Your intention is as obvious as day, Zhou Yinyin.
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Her makeup was so sweet today. Sitting close together, there was a faint, literary fragrance wafting from her. She was wearing perfume. She seems so care - free, but she's really put a lot of effort into it.
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I came to watch the movie on an empty stomach. She ate all the snacks by herself without a care. I got angry and tricked her into giving me takoyaki. It wasn't really delicious at all. But when she fed it to my mouth and coaxed me, those ordinary takoyaki became extremely delicious. I really like to see her reluctant look when it comes to food. She clearly didn't want to give me any more, but still pretended to be generous. The look on her face when I deliberately tricked her and she was almost crying from anger was so cute.
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I deliberately bit her finger. She trembled all over. She's quite sensitive. Then she pretended to be calm. If it weren't for those jealous people in the back row disturbing me, I'd even let her feed me the milk tea I never drink.
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When the movie ended, the boss called and urged me to come back for a meeting quickly. I sent him a few words to敷衍 him: "I'm on a date." The boss was so scared that he gave me an afternoon off.
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I invited Zhou Yinyin to dinner. Maybe she felt embarrassed and said she'd pay this time. So we had to choose a cheap place. Although I never eat fast food, it looks inexpensive, so she won't feel heart - pained when paying the bill.
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What a coincidence. She's also saving a "lonely - for - life fund". Maybe when I'm old and move into a nursing home, I'll still be her neighbor.
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Fortunately, I met her in time so I don't have to spend my life alone.