Cheng Yu: "..."
I continued my offensive: "Can I sleep with Tangqiu?"
Cheng Yu: "No."
"Whine—" As if understanding human language, Tangqiu jumped off the bed dejectedly and sat on the floor.
I deliberately sighed: "Tangqiu, your master is so heartless. Forget it. I'll just bear the loneliness of the night alone and face the thunder and lightning by myself. Zhou Yinyin, you can do it..."
I thought Cheng Yu would say, "I really can't do anything about you. Come to my bed."
But he actually left with Tangqiu directly.
Left?
Surely he didn't mean it.
I angrily lay back on the bed, pulled up the quilt and covered my head.
After a while.
The door opened again.
I sighed with my back to the door: "Go back, Tangqiu. Your master said you can't sleep with me..."
The next second, I was picked up with the quilt by someone. Cheng Yu said, "It can't, but I can."
My heart instantly became sweet, but I could only hide in the quilt and snicker. I was carried by Cheng Yu to his big bed. I rolled around a few times before showing my head.
Cheng Yu turned off the lights, leaving only a dim night - light on. He and I lay in our own quilts on the bed.
I said, "Cheng Yu."
Cheng Yu: "Go to sleep."
Me: "Okay."
-
When I got up the next day, there was no one beside me.
There was some noise in the kitchen downstairs.
My virtuous Yu Concubine was preparing breakfast for me.
I changed my clothes and went downstairs. I saw Cheng Yu's back as he was busy in the kitchen.
My heart warmed. It was as if I could foresee our life after marriage.
I couldn't help but tiptoe over and hug his waist from behind. "Good morning, baby. I kissed you all night in my dream last night. I'm so tired!"
Cheng Yu let me hug him and didn't stop cooking noodles: "Don't put oil in your bowl."
Me: "Why?"
Cheng Yu: "You've been a bit greasy lately."
Me: "..."
I became like this for you.
Do you think I want to?
I've even been tripping when walking recently.
I even want to drink a few bottles of dish - washing liquid to get rid of the greasiness!
-
After eating the noodles, we got ready and set off.
I stood in the elevator and saw Cheng Yu's tall and straight figure reflected in the mirror. I started being greasy again. "Oh! Why are you so handsome? You're so handsome! Oh my god, whose boyfriend is this? His girlfriend must have saved the Milky Way..."
Cheng Yu pursed his lips: "That's too much, too much."
Me: "Hehe. Do you think we have a feeling like...?"
Cheng Yu: "Newlyweds?"
I shook my head: "Like a man and a woman who had an affair all night behind their spouses' backs."
Cheng Yu scolded with a smile: "Get out."
After he got in the car, he said to me still standing outside: "I'll drive the car out first. You walk to the community gate and then get in."
I was confused. "Okay, but why?"
Cheng Yu said seriously: "There are many acquaintances in the community. I'm afraid it'll reach my wife's ears."
Me: "..."
Great.
Cheng Yu was successfully led astray by me.
-
After work, Cheng Yu came to pick me up downstairs of the company. Since we got off work early today, we had time to go to the supermarket to buy ingredients for dinner.
When shopping with Cheng Yu, I was a bit worried: "It's so late to buy vegetables. The remaining ones must be not fresh."
Cheng Yu: "The supermarket I go to won't have this problem."
I was curious about what kind of unique supermarket could avoid the rule that all the fresh vegetables were picked over at night.
As a result, Cheng Yu took me to an extremely expensive imported foreign fresh - food supermarket.
I finally understood. It was the "power of money".
-
When we were shopping for groceries, the illusion of being a newly - wed couple was even stronger. It made me even want to get married.
In front of us, a couple was choosing beef. The man said to the woman: "Why do you always buy such expensive beef? You're already so fat. Why eat so much meat? It doesn't cost money?"
I immediately felt sorry for this woman. Suddenly, I didn't want to get married anymore. If I didn't get married, I could buy whatever I wanted. Who dared to care if I was fat, if I ate meat, or how expensive the meat was?
The next second.
Cheng Yu picked up three boxes of the most expensive top - grade Japanese Wagyu beef and put them in our shopping cart.
I almost fainted when I saw the price! Oh my god! I don't deserve it!
I said: "Australian Wagyu is fine. It tastes the same, but the price is much lower!"
Cheng Yu just pushed the cart and walked away. "It's different."
I caught up with him: "What's different?"
Cheng Yu: "Last time when you ate Australian Wagyu, you just said it was delicious. But when you ate Japanese Wagyu, you said it was extremely delicious."
Me: "Oh—"
Sure enough, Yu Concubine is my most favored one!
Well, I'm okay with getting married again.
-
While waiting in line to pay, I was bored.
Just then, a lively and dynamic dance song was playing on the supermarket speaker.
I leaned on the shopping cart and casually twisted my body, dancing a hip - hop dance.
Cheng Yu stood beside me, looking at me with full of love in his eyes and smiling slightly.
Maybe because I was wearing very casual clothes today and dancing in the supermarket was quite eye - catching, several passing boys joked and asked: "Whose girlfriend is so cute?"
I pointed at Cheng Yu with a smile and said to the boys: "His!"
The boys: "Oh~"
I looked back at Cheng Yu. He didn't look particularly proud. He just said: "You have five minutes to pick whatever you want in the supermarket. I'll pay."
Happiness came so suddenly that I couldn't believe it: "Really?"
Cheng Yu raised his hand to look at his watch: "There are still 4 minutes and 58 seconds left."
Me: "Wait wait wait. I'll come right away—"
I'm so happy that I can pick things for free!
When paying, Cheng Yu couldn't help laughing when he saw the mountain of sanitary pads. "What did you buy these for?"
I thought I was quite smart. "These are daily necessities. I won't need to buy them for at least several years. Qi Jiayuan said I can't take maternity leave until three years later. These should last until then..."
I don't know why, but Cheng Yu was stunned for a moment and then showed a meaningful smile.
Me: "What are you laughing at?"
Cheng Yu: "We haven't even gotten engaged yet, and you've already arranged your maternity leave?"
My face blushed instantly. Damn it. Is it my turn to be self - affectionate?
Damn sanitary pads!
I should have taken a hundred bottles of the most expensive wine. I could have resold them to make some money. These things just expose my embarrassing daydreams!
Looking at Cheng Yu's secretly happy look.
I thought it didn't really matter to be embarrassed.
Isn't it just a competition of who is more self - affectionate?
Losing the game but winning you is worth it.
-
After dinner, I shamelessly ate until I was stuffed.
Cheng Yu took me and Tangqiu downstairs for several walks.
I still felt a bit full.
After we got back, I turned on the music and danced at home to digest the food.
Cheng Yu crossed his long legs and sat on the sofa. His slender fingers rubbed his chin. He squinted his eyes and watched me twist there.
He looked like a playboy in a restricted - level nightclub.
I said to Cheng Yu: "Let's play that game."
Good - boy Mr. Cheng: "What game?"
I picked up a piece of paper on the table, walked over and threw it at him. Then I hooked his chin with a charming smile and said: "I've got plenty of money. Dance for me. Hard."
Cheng Yu: "..."