I called my girlfriend, but she didn't answer.
It was already late.
I was worried that something had happened to her.
I put down my work, hopped in my car, and drove to her company to find her.
Her colleagues said she was working overtime with Qi Jiayuan, and they should be at the food street for skewers by now.
It's not that I'm overthinking.
When a single man and woman spend a lot of time together for work, it's inevitable that feelings will develop.
Otherwise, there wouldn't be so many celebrities falling in love and getting engaged while working on a project.
I searched along the street for my girlfriend.
Finally, I spotted her.
Even though it was just her back, I could immediately recognize that the guy kissing my girlfriend was Qi Jiayuan.
Intentional homicide is punishable by death, life imprisonment, or fixed - term imprisonment of not less than ten years.
Calm down, calm down.
Shouldn't I trust my own girlfriend?
After they kissed, she playfully punched his chest, and he held her hand, smiling lovingly. They were so lovey - dovey.
I just couldn't stand it.
I slammed the car door and walked over. Only then did I realize it was a misunderstanding.
One of my girlfriend's eyes was all red, and she was crying a lot. I immediately forgot my anger and worried about her injury.
I'm so useless.
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I thought giving my girlfriend a new phone would earn me some flattery from her for a while.
But I forgot.
Women are all spoiled little demons.
When I sent fewer greetings for good morning, good afternoon, and good night, she even started ignoring my calls.
Does she think she's got me in the bag, so she doesn't need to bait me anymore?
Hmm.
I'll wait for her to close the net.
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*The Perfect Boyfriend Training Course* once warned us.
If your girlfriend has the following characteristics.
Then as a boyfriend, you might need to be careful.
She might be a mermaid queen.
First, she's reluctant to make your relationship public on social media.
Second, she refuses to meet your parents.
Third, she always makes empty promises and never thinks about the future.
I remembered that she always didn't let me walk her upstairs to her company.
I couldn't help but feel suspicious.
So I asked her to post our photo on her WeChat Moments.
Sure enough, she refused.
Not only that.
She wouldn't even let me post it.
What's the deal?
Afraid of running into other girlfriends in the Moments?
Suspicious!
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My girlfriend said her company was having a celebration banquet and that family members were invited.
Family members?
Oh, woman.
You know how to play the carrot - and - stick game well.
After I attended the banquet, I did some snooping around.
I uncovered all her mermaid - queen behavior of flirting with multiple guys in the company.
I still tried to console myself.
Maybe she's just too popular.
It's not entirely her fault.
But then Qi Jiayuan got drunk and let it slip that when she first joined the company, although we were flirting, in her eyes, I was just...
Do I even need to hear the rest?
What kind of status would make Qi Jiayuan think he had a chance?
Of course, I was the backup!
I was so angry that I dragged my girlfriend out to teach her a lesson.
But then this little vixen called me "brother".
I have to admit, she really knows how to hit my soft spot.
I immediately forgot about being angry with her.
I got lost in her beauty trap.
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Maybe it was because I'd drunk too much.
I started acting like a spoiled kid with her.
I poured out all the grievances I'd been holding in.
When I thought about it later, I felt so embarrassed.
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To save a bit of face, I volunteered to go to her company dormitory, trying to gain some points.
My girlfriend was magnanimous.
She simply said, "Let's not talk about the past."
She's so nice.
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Damn Qi Jiayuan.
Maybe he thought if he couldn't have her, he'd ruin things.
He deliberately sent porn videos when my girlfriend and I were alone.
Oh my god.
Watching such porn - like videos with the person you desire the most.
For a young and normal man, it's like torture.
I don't know if my girlfriend did it on purpose.
She kept asking me some provocative questions.
I couldn't help but imagine all kinds of positions with her, how she'd cry and say no while I'd be insatiable...
Finally, I got aroused by my own imagination.
I pounced on her and pinned her down.
Of course, I'm not an animal who would hurt her.
I just hugged her for a while.
Waiting for this urge to pass.
Sigh.
It's so uncomfortable.
Its stubborn erection is really heart - wrenching.
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My girlfriend finally agreed to meet my parents.
On the weekend.
I canceled all my other plans.
I was on standby.
Sure enough, my girlfriend soon asked for my support.
I brought the gifts I'd prepared in advance and visited her home.
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My girlfriend is really stubborn.
She showed her true colors in front of the Buddha.
It turned out that she never even considered marrying me.
So what was all that flirting for?
To prove how charming she is?
Is love just a boring game to her?
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My girlfriend is a mermaid queen.
Case closed.
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On one hand, I'm heartbroken by this fact.
On the other hand, I'm furious at myself for knowingly falling deeper and deeper.
What bad luck.
I fell in love with a mermaid queen.
I even wanted to build a pond to keep her.
It turns out that loving someone can make you so humble.
She's still young and likes to have fun. It's understandable that she doesn't want to settle down so soon;
She's so attractive that she's popular among the opposite sex. It's just some male colleagues at work. Maybe she's just having a bit of fun flirting and enjoying the feeling of being adored. It's just a little girl's vanity. I can tolerate it;
But at least she could have comforted me!
I said I was angry.
She just said "oh" and left me to be angry on my own!
Zhou Yinyin.
You're so heartless.
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My girlfriend went to a drinking party again.
On the phone, I heard her coquettishly say "no, no, Mr. Wang", which made me feel so cuckolded.
I originally wanted to have a serious talk with her.
But then she used her beauty trap again.
I'm so weak.
This trick always works on me.
Moreover, she even...
I'm not pure anymore.
She has to take responsibility for me.
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My girlfriend agreed to meet my parents.
Great.
The mermaid queen is finally ready to close the net.
Although I was eager, I pretended to be nonchalant and told my family.
My girlfriend is going to meet the parents. Those who want to come, sign up quickly.
I thought only my mom would come back from abroad.
But my family was even more anxious than me. They chartered a flight back overnight, waiting impatiently to meet my girlfriend.
My girlfriend is really loved by everyone.
Everyone in the family likes her.
Grandpa even brought the jade bracelet that's supposed to be passed down to the granddaughter - in - law.
I quickly stopped him, afraid of scaring her away.
It's already a big step that my girlfriend finally agreed to meet the parents. If we start talking about marriage, she'll definitely run back to the sea.
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After I sent my girlfriend home.
We had the biggest and most intense fight ever.
I never thought that I, a gentle person, could be so aggressive and mean - spirited.
Sigh.
Love makes people ugly.
She finally showed her true colors under my pressure.
Sure enough, she was just playing around. Maybe she was interested in me at first because it was fun, but now she's bored and wants to quit.
When I realized I'd been abandoned and my true feelings had been toyed with, I lost control and my mind.
I pounced on her.
I turned the scenarios I'd been suppressing in my mind into reality.
Raping a woman by violence, coercion, or other means is punishable by fixed - term imprisonment of not less than three years but not more than ten years.
I really wanted to be calm.
But I just couldn't stop.
Until my girlfriend said the reason she treated me like this was because -
She always thought I was gay.