The God of Wealth not far away couldn't help but smile bitterly to himself.
Looking at the face of overwhelming beauty with a happy smile, and seeing that she only had eyes for Sun Wukong from start to finish, he finally understood where he had lost back then.
Suddenly, the sky was filled with pink, glistening things, like countless stars from the sky falling to the mortal world.
"Boom!"
"Pop! Pop! Pop!"
Fireworks burst in the sky. But after the fireworks burned out, countless dancing butterflies actually fell, flying wantonly with fresh flowers in their midst, shuttling between heaven and earth and lingering for a long time.
"How beautiful!"
"Great Sage is truly mighty! I was wondering what he had been busy with recently. So he's been preparing these little tricks," Qingqing said enviously, excitedly grabbing Qingzhu's arm. "Wouldn't these things look even better if they were set off at night?"
Qingzhu nodded. "There'll be more at night."
Yang Xue looked at the magnificent sight in the sky, extremely surprised. "Great Sage, how do you know how to make me so happy?"
"There's more!" They were standing at the top of the steps, having already paid homage to heaven and earth. He took her hand and looked up at the sky, then threw out his Gold-Banded Cudgel. "Go!"
The Gold-Banded Cudgel smashed through a huge curtain that seemed to blend with the grandeur of heaven and earth. Suddenly, a group of small golden monkeys ran out, each holding a red heart in their hands and running towards them.
"How cute these golden monkeys are! How did the Great Sage know she likes little monkeys? Those red things look so nice! It's so festive!" Qingqing was itching to jump up and clap her hands. "I wish I could marry a man like this!"
"..." Qingzhu's face stiffened. He reached out and pulled her into his arms. "Don't talk nonsense! When our wedding day comes, it will surely be no less grand than theirs!"
Yuebai looked at Xuan You with a cold gaze.
Xuan You noticed her disappointed expression. "If you like it, I'll definitely give you a grand wedding too! All these fancy things, since you like them, I can do it too!"
Xuan You thought to himself that he didn't know where Sun Wukong had learned these new tricks. From now on, if any prominent figures wanted to get married, they might have to consult him!
Just the wedding dress on Yang Xue was worth a fortune. It also had built - in mechanisms, and Sun Wukong had spent a great deal of effort on it. Xuan You now truly looked at Sun Wukong with new respect.
"No need. I don't fancy your wedding," Yuebai said, her gaze falling on the crowd below watching the ceremony. "There are many talented young men. Why should I fixate on you? I was stupid and blind before, but now I've finally come to my senses. If I were to continue liking you, I might as well have died in Qingqiu back then."
"I..." Xuan You was shocked. "How could you say such things?"
"Yang Xue has taught me a lot, especially about love," Yuebai said with a calm smile. "Xuan You, from now on, we owe each other nothing. I'm going to look for a new fated person."
"You... you..." Xuan You flung his sleeve. "What has Yang Xue been teaching you? It's just..."
"If she were a man, I would surely marry her," Yuebai said, looking at Yang Xue with admiration. "Now I think that no man in this world can compare to her. From now on, I'll whole - heartedly follow her in cultivation and be her attendant."
"..." Xuan You was extremely shocked. He always felt that something was off.
"Auntie, look! Yang Xue's dress has changed color!" Qingqing excitedly pointed into the distance. "It's a white wedding dress! It's inlaid with shiny things. It's so beautiful. It's like a dream."
Yang Xue also didn't expect that there were hidden secrets in her wedding dress.
She had once told the Great Sage that in her world, girls would wear white wedding dresses and marry the men they loved...
She turned around and saw that on the long train of the dress, the light from the butterflies made the whole dress change color, and even the embroidery on it became three - dimensional.
At this moment, she was truly touched by the Great Sage and would have been willing to go through fire and water for him.
"Xue'er, do you like it?" Sun Wukong put his hand on her slender waist. Ignoring the tens of thousands of people who had come to attend the ceremony, he leaned in and kissed her cheek. "From now on, I'll be your husband. My Flower - Fruit Mountain may be small, but it will be your home."
"Yes. From now on, your home will be my home," Yang Xue said, suddenly in tears. She patted his shoulder. "Great Sage, you're so naughty. We're not supposed to cry today."
"It's okay. I won't laugh at you," he said, taking out a ring and putting it on her finger. "This is a ring made from the Gold - Banded Headgear. I made a pair of rings, and I can also make a necklace. For the rest of my life, you'll be my restraint, my Tight - Headband Spell. As long as you silently recite 'Great Sage, I miss you' while looking at the ring, no matter where I am, I'll appear by your side."
"..." Yang Xue's nose suddenly felt sore, and she couldn't control her tears. She cried loudly.
How did the Great Sage become so good at this? Did he have an epiphany or did he go back to her world to take a love - making course...
She never expected that the Gold - Banded Headgear that the Tathagata once used to control him would be made into a wedding ring with such a profound meaning...
"Is this still Sun Wukong?" Bodhi was extremely puzzled.
"He spent a few days in my Alchemy Furnace. So he was making this thing. He's really a lovesick man..." Lord Lao Zi also had some doubts. "Could he have been possessed?"
"It shouldn't be..." Patriarch Bodhi pinched his fingers but couldn't figure it out. "Strange. He's really changed his nature."
Tang Seng was sitting at a stone table. Hearing that the Tight - Headband Spell had been given a new incantation, he couldn't help but shake his head. "Wukong, Wukong. As expected, he belongs to Yang Xue. I hardly recognize him anymore."
Zhu Bajie was staring blankly. "Brother Monkey, is this still my Brother Monkey? How come he's better at sweet - talking than I used to be?"
"Yes. Big Brother is now a veritable love saint and can be on par with the new saints," Sha Seng said seriously.
"Wonderful!" Zhu Bajie slapped his thigh and pointed at Sha Seng. "Brother Sha, the title of 'love saint' couldn't be more suitable for Big Brother. I haven't seen you for a few days, and you've become so eloquent. Sigh... I'm good for nothing. I can never go back to Gao Lao Zhuang, and the Fairy Chang'e will never take a fancy to my pig - headed face..."
Sha Seng and Tang Seng started to comfort Zhu Bajie again, telling him to think it through.
...
On the wedding night of Sun Wukong and Yang Xue, the Spirit Mountain, the Heavenly Court, and the Underworld all received their wedding wine, ten jugs in total.
The Jade Emperor said sourly, "This naughty monkey. Now that he's married, he can't wait to let everyone know. He even sent the wedding wine right in front of me."
The immortals laughed and joked, "After marrying such a powerful wife, it's only natural for him to be happy and announce it to the world."
...
On the wedding night, while everyone was drinking the wedding wine outside, the two of them were burning with passion. They took off their wedding clothes and soaked together in a huge bathtub, just waiting to go to bed.
Sun Wukong quickly changed into his light nightclothes and sat at the table drinking wine, waiting for her to come out.
Yang Xue took out a set of clothes she had made herself and put them on. Then she put on a red gauze skirt over them and walked out from behind the screen.
Sun Wukong, who was drinking wine and nervously trying to build up his courage, suddenly turned around. "Pfft!" His face turned red, and he spat out the wine in his mouth. He suddenly turned around and ran to the door. "Xue... Xue'er..."
"Great Sage, come here," Yang Xue said helplessly. By now, she knew that the Great Sage still couldn't handle too much stimulation. Hadn't he seen the Scorpion Spirit's clothes before? Moreover, what she was wearing today was quite modest.
"Okay." He shuffled over and sat on the bed, looking at the gift Yang Xue had given him.
"What is this..." He picked up the well - tailored, thin, cotton - made, short clothes and threw them away as if they were burning his hands. "It can't be for me..."
Looking at the Great Sage whose face was as red as a persimmon because of the shorts, Yang Xue couldn't help but burst out laughing.
Just as Sun Wukong was about to disappear into the ground, she pulled him back and seriously explained, "These are underwear. They're just ordinary underwear for people in our world. They're 100% cotton and very comfortable to wear. I spent a lot of effort making these ten pairs of underwear."
Although it wasn't as elaborate as the Great Sage's arrangements, she had made them all by herself.
"Aren't they too short? It might not be very appropriate..." He lifted one of them with his finger, took a look, and then put it down blushing.
"I never saw the Great Sage being so shy when he was naked," Yang Xue teased.
"..." Sun Wukong's heart was pounding, and his face was red. "This is different!"
"I know. Put them on," Yang Xue said, turning around and getting into bed. She gently pulled the curtain. "It's time to rest."
"Okay."
A moment later, he stared blankly at Yang Xue, with nosebleeds streaming down.
"I'll go and..."
"No need to clean up. Come back," Yang Xue pulled him into the curtain. "Look at me properly."
That night, Sun Wukong experienced ultimate bliss and saw the so - called "secret weapon" that Yang Xue had mentioned. After a night of in - depth communication and the popularization of hardcore knowledge, the two of them were sweating profusely and didn't stop until before dawn.
From then on, Yang Xue often regretted it. She shouldn't have been so reckless and taught him so many novel things, which made her unable to get out of bed for a long time.
Painful - yet happy...
Ten years later, she finally couldn't resist the Great Sage's constant pestering and gave birth to a child.
Unexpectedly, on the night the child was born, the Three Realms were shaken!
Because he was the real master of the Heavenly Book.
The End.