Anyway, she was just possessing his body. He had no evidence to prove that it was her who had been causing trouble recently. What was there to be afraid of?
“Take this poem for example, Your Majesty. You asked if I wrote it. How could I know how to write poems? If you asked me whether I would wet the bed at night, I could analyze it for you. But for this, I really don't understand!” Su Qingwen put on a pitiful look, but spoke with great confidence.
Hua Yueye lowered his eyes. His long eyelashes cast a silhouette. The moment he opened his eyes, a cold light shot out from his pupils, making Su Qingwen feel a hint of danger. She was so scared that she took several steps back. He, on the other hand, advanced step by step, pinning her against the wall. Then she heard him say, “Originally, I thought that if you knew the technique of soul - leaving and possession, you must be a remarkable person, and I wanted to make good use of you. Since you're not, then it's no pity to kill or torture you...”
“Wait a minute!” Su Qingwen was extremely afraid of death. As soon as she heard that he wanted to kill her like a pig, she immediately lost her composure and started speaking without thinking: “Yes, I'm the one who wrote that pornographic poem!”
“Oh? But just now you told me that you only knew how to wet the bed at night and didn't know how to write poems.”
“I was just being modest just now!”
Hua Yueye's mouth twitched twice.
You were just afraid of death, weren't you!
“Your Majesty, people like me, high - level cultivators, all value a simple life away from fame and wealth and don't want the world to see through our identities.”
Countless black lines appeared on the back of Hua Yueye's head.
Value a simple life away from fame and wealth?
Would someone who values a simple life away from fame and wealth have a lot of gold, silver and jewels found in their residence?!
“But I see that you're a wise king and you've guessed that I'm not an ordinary person. So I'll tell you the truth. I did write that poem. If you don't believe me, listen to me write another one.” After telling a blatant lie with wide - open eyes, Su Qingwen pretended to be profound, cleared her throat, and began to recite a poem seriously: “The night view on the street is really beautiful. There's a roasted lamb leg stand nearby. It makes me drool. I almost broke my leg when trying to skip the bill!”
After finishing, she clapped her hands for herself and was very intoxicated with her own talent.
“I don't quite understand.”
“It's right that you don't understand. If you understood, what would you need me, a high - level cultivator, for?” As she spoke, Su Qingwen casually put her arm around Hua Yueye's shoulder. She sat down on the chair with him and started chatting: “I'm not bragging. I can foresee five hundred years into the past and five hundred years into the future. I was almost an immortal, but when crossing the tribulation, there was a 'boom'.”
When Su Qingwen said “boom”, she stood up and made a body movement, exaggeratedly demonstrating her process of crossing the tribulation: “Although my body was weak after the thunder tribulation, luckily, our birth dates were compatible. So I accidentally possessed your body to recuperate for a few days. It's just that I've only left your body not long ago. But don't worry, Your Majesty. During the days I possessed you, I didn't cause you any harm. Instead, my immortal energy will keep Your Majesty in good health and bring you a long and prosperous life.”
Su Qingwen had once been scammed out of money by an old man pretending to be blind and telling fortunes in the park. Besides paying the “stupidity tuition fee”, she was inadvertently influenced a bit, so she could talk on and on like this.
Hua Yueye was half - believing and half - doubting. But after seeing Su Qingwen's flattery skills, there was a hint of a smile in his eyes: “So it seems to be my honor then.”
“No no no!” Su Qingwen continued to flatter: “It should be that Your Majesty is blessed with boundless fortune, so you've got me, a high - level cultivator, to share your worries in the future!”
“Be that as it may, can the high - level cultivator tell me the reason for the strange things that have happened to me in the past few days?”
Su Qingwen was suddenly speechless.
“They said that I've been eating a lot recently, and it's all chicken, duck and fish.” Someone was a bit unhappy. You should know that he, who had always been good at physical exercise, found that he was starting to grow love handles. How sad that was.
Su Qingwen could understand his feeling of failing to lose weight, but in order to make her actions seem reasonable, she started a health lecture: “Your Majesty, when I possessed your body, I heard that you've been on a vegetarian diet for a long time and rarely eat meat. But let me tell you, this is very bad. Do you know that? If you lack meat for a long time, you'll lack fat and protein. Then you can only extract them from rice and vegetables. But in this way, you'll take in a lot of carbohydrates. It seems to have no effect on the surface, but in the long run, it'll damage Your Majesty's body.”
“So you were helping me maintain my health?”
Su Qingwen nodded seriously: “So I had to sacrifice myself and eat more for Your Majesty.”
“But I've gained weight.”
“Your Majesty!” Su Qingwen shouted loudly.
Someone was startled.
“Why do you want to lose weight?” Su Qingwen decided to use a certain routine on Douyin to brain - wash him: “As the saying goes, being thin hides a hundred flaws. Are you ugly?”
Someone shook his head.
“Answer me!!!”
“I'm not ugly.” Hua Yueye's star - like eyes were bright. Somehow, he just cooperated and answered.
“Louder!”
Hua Yueye raised his voice several times: “I'm not ugly!!!”
“Then why do you still want to lose weight? We're at the top of the food chain. Should we lose weight?” Su Qingwen was impassioned and vividly speaking. Although she wasn't on the stage at this moment, she felt as if the spotlight was constantly shining on her: “Roast chicken makes me happy, lobster makes me happy, abalone makes me happy! Right? What other reason do you have to lose weight? Is it because you can't afford it?! Tell me. As an emperor, can't you even afford a roast chicken?!”
Hua Yueye's mouth twitched violently, but he still shook his head.
“That's right. If you don't eat, others will think your family is poor. If you want to improve your status and make others think you're rich and of high status, you should eat well and grow strong. Then bring a thinner woman with you. In this way, everyone will think she's with you for your money.”
After finishing speaking, Su Qingwen felt thirsty. She poured herself a cup of tea, drank it in one gulp, and then wiped her mouth: “Well, Your Majesty, it's almost noon. When shall we have lunch? Come on, serve the dishes quickly. Let's have a couple of drinks, buddy!”
Someone was on the verge of collapse at this moment.
This little guy really didn't treat himself as an outsider...
“Okay, don't be in a hurry.” Su Qingwen suddenly realized her identity and quickly took back her words.
Hua Yueye smiled faintly. His soul - stirring peach - blossom eyes were looking at Su Qingwen. There were surging emotions in them, but no one knew what he was thinking.
“Your Majesty?” Su Qingwen was a bit flustered under his gaze and involuntarily called out to him softly.
“Putting these aside for now, how do you explain the fact that you used my body to have a long talk with the prime minister and then took off his clothes?”
Su Qingwen was confused: “Took off his clothes?”
She thought carefully. She remembered that day she had pulled a handsome man to the bedroom to chat, and then, then...