As for other things, no matter how hard she tried, she couldn't remember.
Hua Yueye looked a bit annoyed. He just stared at her calmly. Although he didn't say a word, there was an invisible air of interrogation.
"Well..." Su Qingwen forced out a couple of dry laughs to ease the awkwardness. She knew that even if she really couldn't remember anything, she still had to come up with an answer. So she reluctantly made up an excuse and said brightly, "As the old saying goes, 'when well - fed and well - clothed, one thinks of something naughty'!"
"The rumors about me outside are not very nice."
Su Qingwen said seriously, "They are just being ridiculous. Looking at the whole world, everything belongs to Your Majesty. It's nothing to invite a man in to talk about life and ideals."
"Is there anyone who talks about ideals and ends up taking off their clothes? Is there anyone who thinks one man is not enough and invites several more men for a whole night of indescribable activities?" Hua Yueye's handsome face darkened to the extreme. If it weren't for her being a bit interesting, he would have had her sliced into pieces long ago to vent his anger.
In his opinion, Su Qingwen was not a remarkable or extraordinary person. At most, she only knew some trifling skills, so he didn't take her seriously at all.
"Really... really?"
"Little Shengzi told me in person that he heard such words outside the door." Then Hua Yueye imitated the sounds that came from the room that night when Su Qingwen possessed him and summoned handsome men: "Um... Ah... So comfortable. Oh, yes, yes, right there. Harder!"
Su Qingwen was stunned after hearing this. She was completely shocked by his words with a hint of coquettish gasps.
Did such a thing really happen?
【System: Friendly reminder. That night, you summoned a lot of handsome men to play dice. Whoever lost had to take off a piece of clothing. As a result, you lost many times. You were also bitten by mosquitoes on your back and then asked them to scratch it for you, so these sounds that seem inappropriate for children were made.】
What!
"Um, this... Your Majesty, would you believe me if I said it was just for scratching an itch?"
Hua Yueye looked at her blushing little face and was amused, but still kept a straight face and said seriously, "I believe you. Why wouldn't I?"
"I knew Your Majesty was..."
"Don't rush to flatter me!" Hua Yueye sneered. His beautiful eyes were full of playfulness, and the stars in them seemed to spread out. "If you can make those who heard these things outside believe you, then I will believe you too."
"Your Majesty, this is a bit too much for me."
"Then haven't you made things difficult for me?" Hua Yueye retorted.
Su Qingwen could see that this guy was just teasing her. She trembled her lips. She wanted to say something at first, but was so angry that she didn't know what to say.
"Forget it. Since you said I'm a wise king, I can't make things difficult for you. After all, many things are just rumors!" Hua Yueye's thin lips curved into an arc. His glass - colored pupils were full of fox - like cunning.
Su Qingwen relaxed her brows and let out a long sigh. But then she tensed up again because of his next words. She heard him say, "However, I think you'd better recreate the scene at that time so that I can be more convinced. After all, I also want to clear your name and mine!"
Clear their names?
Damn it!
Wasn't he clearly trying to act like a hooligan in disguise and still speaking so grandly!
"Your Majesty, I'm afraid this is not a good idea?" Su Qingwen gritted her teeth to hold back her anger. But this guy still smiled charmingly and didn't say a word, just vetoing her with his eyes.
"What's wrong with it?" As he spoke, Hua Yueye took out the dice, looked at her with a smile, and made a gesture of invitation. "Are you afraid of cheating? Don't worry. A king never goes back on his word. If I lose, I'll definitely take off my clothes!"
If you dare to take off your clothes, I don't dare!
Su Qingwen's eyes seemed to be able to eat him. Her little tiger teeth were grinding with a creaking sound.
"What? Don't you believe me?"
Believe your ass!
"Your Majesty, what if I don't accept your suggestion?" Su Qingwen decided to be straightforward.
"Then I have no other choice." A cold light flashed across Hua Yueye's black eyes. At the same time, he stretched out his hand and made a gesture across his neck, meaning that if Su Qingwen didn't obey, he would take her life. Unexpectedly, when she saw this, she started singing.
"Dao ge dao ge dao dao, what kind of dao is that? Dao ge dao ge dao dao, a butcher's knife..."
Somehow, his gesture of making a cutting motion on his neck matched the melody of her song very well, and after hearing the lyrics, his face became more and more unpleasant.
"Your Majesty, what's wrong with you?" Su Qingwen asked teasingly.
Hua Yueye got angry: "How dare you scold me!"
"Your Majesty, are you a pig?"
Someone was furious.
"Your Majesty, are you a pig?" Su Qingwen asked again.
Someone still didn't answer.
Su Qingwen asked for the third time: "Your Majesty, are you a pig?"
"Do you want to die?"
"No!" Su Qingwen shook her head and stared at him with her big watery eyes, pretending to be innocent. "Your Majesty, don't be angry. You said I was scolding you, but I'm scolding a pig, not a person. If you're a person, not a pig, then the lyrics I sang have nothing to do with you. Of course, if you think you're not a person, it's another story."
Someone was so angry that they exploded: "Guards, guards! Drag her out..."
Su Qingwen quickly rushed up and covered his mouth, pleading, "Your Majesty, I was just joking with you. You're so not fun. Fine, let's play! Come on. You start!"
Hua Yueye smelled the nice fragrance on her body and was a bit infatuated. He couldn't help but squint his eyes slightly. Then he put his arm around her waist and pressed her to the ground. His voice was hoarse: "I suddenly found something more interesting than dice."
Su Qingwen realized something was wrong and quickly said, "Your Majesty, there's a knife above the character for lust!"
"Don't mention the word 'knife' to me." Since hearing the song she sang just now, Hua Yueye had become extremely sensitive to the word 'knife' and would get angry for no reason.
"Okay, okay, I won't mention it!"
"Take off your clothes!" Hua Yueye ordered impatiently.
Su Qingwen was immediately stunned. It was said that men were like stallions. Was he going to make a move on her?
"Your Majesty, the Eight - Thousand - Year - Old Lord requests an audience!" At this time, the little eunuch's report came from outside the door.
Hua Yueye's eyes turned cold. He let go of Su Qingwen's hand, tidied up his messy clothes, was silent for a while, and then coldly said, "Let him in!"
"Your Majesty, since you're going to discuss important matters with your important officials, I'd better not stay here to get in the way." Su Qingwen couldn't wait to slip away.
Hua Yueye thought she couldn't escape from the Forbidden City anyway, so he waved his hand and said, "Get out!"
Su Qingwen immediately fled like the wind.
Looking at her petite back, Hua Yueye picked up a cup of tea and took a sip. He smiled with his eyebrows, looking so beautiful that the whole luxurious palace seemed dull in comparison.