Su Qingwen swallowed hard. She wavered between her conscience and the task at hand. Eventually, she put beauty before her conscience, thus saving Hua Yueye's precarious life. She stopped them in time, saying, "Wait! I put too much salt in this fish. Look, it's rolling its eyes. You'd better not eat it!"
Hearing this excuse, Hua Yueye put down his chopsticks suspiciously. He thought to himself, Could the poison be in the fish? Then he tilted his chin at Su Qingwen and said, "Then take a bite for me to see."
What the...!
This is a typical case of the Lady Dongguo and the Wolf. Repaying kindness with ingratitude!
"Eat it. Could there be poison in this fish?"
Su Qingwen closed her eyes and decided to take the plunge. Anyway, she had the antidote. She picked up a piece of perch and ate it to prove her "innocence".
When the perch, carefully cooked with that "Snake Grass Water", touched her lips, Su Qingwen finally understood why it was said to have a "brutal effect, just one bite is enough". It was so unpalatable!
She stuck out her tongue desperately, her face turning green. She almost rolled her eyes like the dead perch from this dark dish.
"Water! Water! Give me water!"
Su Qingwen looked around frantically, desperately searching for water to wash away the awful taste that had filled her mouth and throat.
Finally, she saw a white porcelain imperial kiln teapot on the table. She picked it up and gulped down the water.
"Ah—I'm alive. This perch is so disgusting!" After a while, she finished the whole pot of tea and exclaimed as if she had survived a disaster.
...Wait a minute. What's going on? Why does my body suddenly feel so hot? My body is getting so weak, and my face is so hot. Ah...
What the hell did I drink? This pot of tea seems to have been spiked with the "Yin-Yang Harmony Powder" by myself!
"Hey, Su Qingwen, what's wrong with you? Your face is so red."
Hua Yueye looked at her face, which was so red that it seemed to be steaming. He reached out and touched it.
Su Qingwen felt like she was about to turn into a pool of chocolate sauce. She tugged at her clothes and said, "I'm so hot. Ah, I need an air conditioner. Your hand feels so nice! It's so cool!"
She grabbed Hua Yueye's hand and pressed it against her face. "Hurry up. Do you have any other cool places on your body? Help me cool down quickly. I'm so hot!"
She tore open his layers of clothes and pressed her face against his bare chest. "This feels so nice. Mmm~"
Hua Yueye had a black line across his face. Looking at the person who was clinging to him like a koala, he really wanted to pick her up and throw her out.
He pushed her and said, "Get up!"
"I don't want to! Don't even think about separating me from the air conditioner. We're in love!"
Su Qingwen clung tightly to the "air conditioner", wrapping her hands and feet around Hua Yueye.
Is this seduction? Well, sort of.
A smile played on Hua Yueye's lips. He picked up Su Qingwen horizontally and carried her to the bed in the imperial bedroom...
Oh, as for what happened next, naturally, because of her self - heating system, she became the after - dinner snack of a certain big bad wolf.
[System: You're so stupid that it's unbearable to watch...]
...
"Ah—ah—" Su Qingwen woke up with a start and hugged the quilt, screaming frantically.
Hua Yueye beside her dug his ears, wondering if he had gone deaf from the scream.
Oh my god. What the hell is this "Yin - Yang Harmony Powder"? Why is it such a strange thing? It made her be devoured by this big bad wolf again.
Su Qingwen's fingers trembled with anger. She pointed at Hua Yueye and accused, "Your Majesty, you took advantage of me when I was in a vulnerable state!"
"Took advantage of you? It was you who seduced me." Hua Yueye replied leisurely.
"Impossible!"
"Why is it impossible? I don't know who it was who tore open my clothes and clung to my chest, drooling all over the place."
"..."
"I wanted to reject you, but someone just clung to me like a piece of dog - skin plaster. I couldn't even peel you off."
"..."
Su Qingwen had a black line across her head. She actually...
"Well, do you have anything else to say?"
It seemed that it was all her doing. She had nothing to refute.
Su Qingwen flew into a rage. She pounded the bed and said, "I don't care. Anyway, you didn't get my permission!"
She jumped out of bed and stood with her hands on her hips, arms crossed. "Hua Yueye! I'm telling you, don't think that just because you're the emperor, you can do whatever you want. If you treat me like this again, I'll expose your beastly behavior to the public!"
Hua Yueye lay lazily on the bed, propping up on one arm. He watched Su Qingwen stomping her feet and said calmly, "Sure. I'd welcome that. As soon as you expose it, I'll make you my concubine the next moment and lock you in the palace every day... to do beastly things."
!!! Ah, this is outrageous!!!
The angry Su Qingwen exploded with her small universe. She pounced on the bed, straddled Hua Yueye, covered his head with the quilt, and beat him frantically. "I'll teach you not to bully me. I'll teach you not to take advantage of me just because you're the emperor. I'll beat you to death, you big bear, you big pig!"
Su Qingwen's fists rained down on Hua Yueye, but the damage was minimal. Some of her punches even hit Hua Yueye's ticklish spots.
Hua Yueye was tickled so much under the quilt that he threw off the quilt, laughing while trying to stop her.
"Okay, okay, hahahaha, stop quickly. If you keep doing this, I'll call for help, hahahahahaha."
Su Qingwen roared, "I won't! I won't!" Her hands kept hitting him like crazy.
"Hahahahaha, I can't take it anymore. Someone, hahahaha, protect the emperor, hahahaha." Hua Yueye was almost crying with laughter.
Protect the emperor!
The guards' ears perked up immediately. Protecting the emperor meant the emperor was in danger! They rammed open the bedroom door and rushed to the scene at top speed. "We're late to rescue Your Majesty. Quickly capture the assassin... in...". The guards rushed in and recited their entrance lines, but they were all petrified before they could finish.
On the exquisite and soft dragon bed in the room, Su Qingwen was straddling the emperor. Her hair was a bit messy, her clothes were in disarray, she was out of breath, and her face was even a bit red... And the emperor beneath her had his chest half - exposed, his eyes slightly moist, and his breathing was a bit unsteady... Looking at the position, it was... a riding position.
The guards, who thought they had stumbled upon the emperor's private affair, were extremely embarrassed. They didn't know where to look. "Your Majesty, please forgive us. We'll take our leave. You can continue!" Then a bunch of them scurried away.
"Click" ... They even kindly closed the door.
Hua Yueye and Su Qingwen on the bed looked at each other in dismay. "Do they have some misunderstanding..." "I think so too..."
Outside the door, the guards heaved a sigh of relief. "The emperor and the national master are actually doing such things. Fortunately, we ran fast. If we had spoiled the emperor's good deed, we'd all be done for."
"The emperor actually has such a fetish... And in such a position..."
"Shh! We saw nothing!"
"Right, right..."
Su Qingwen rolled her eyes at the sky. Now it was even harder to explain!