My girlfriend has a pair of captivating eyes.
Especially when she looks deep into mine affectionately, I feel like I'm about to stumble right into them.
I almost kissed her.
Thank goodness I have self - control.
How could I have been so muddled as to kiss her?
If there's going to be a kiss, it should be her, unable to resist her feelings, who kisses me first.
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It's very late.
Staying to accompany her seems a bit improper.
But if I offer to stay on my own initiative, it might make me seem ill - intentioned.
Just as I'm fretting about this,
my girlfriend kneels down on both knees in front of me.
It's still a long way from the Chinese New Year.
I can't accept such a grand gesture. I can't.
I quickly help her up.
Alas.
To get me to stay with her for one night,
she'd do anything.
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Sure enough.
She has never had pure intentions towards me.
Before long, she starts making excuses for me to get on her bed.
She has all sorts of fallacious arguments.
It's as if not getting on the bed would make me seem shy.
Cough.
Although I am a bit shy.
My Cheng family has a strict and self - disciplined family tradition.
Especially when interacting with the opposite sex, we must always remember to be self - respecting and self - loving.
But she's my girlfriend.
Why should I be so self - respecting and self - loving? Should I remain a virgin forever?
I try hard to convince myself.
I sit on her bed as naturally as possible.
In all my years,
when it comes to interacting with the opposite sex,
this is the first time I've been so frivolous.
This Zhou Yinyin.
She's so naughty.
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I wash a plate of cherries for my girlfriend.
She actually says she loves me.
Oh my goodness.
Her love seems so cheap.
It really makes me angry.
Soon, she pulls the same stunt again.
She drops hints that a male colleague has confessed his love to her.
Then she says she wants to fall in love.
After that, she hints that she wants a chance.
Dear God.
I've finally been waiting for this.
I can't wait to give her the go - ahead. Tell her to give it a try.
But then she brings up that colleague again!
This naughty woman!
She doesn't even give me a way out.
Fine. I won't take the way out.
Even if she begs me, I won't.
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I didn't expect her to sneak up on me while I was asleep.
I saw through her plan.
Do you think you can make me unable to resist your temptation?
I won't give you that chance!
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Alas.
I'm really not as chaste as Liu Xiahui.
One night.
The whole night.
She hugs me and nuzzles against me.
There are all sorts of intimate touches.
The milky fragrance of her body keeps wafting into my nose.
Her open collar reveals a glimpse of her body all night long.
My little Yu.
It goes soft and then hard. Harder and harder.
I almost tear the bedsheet.
She's not human.
She's a beast.
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Finally, dawn breaks.
I can finally get her off me.
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I've decided.
I can't just sit back and wait for trouble.
The enemy's attack is so fierce.
I can't just sit still.
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So I take the initiative.
I launch a gentle offensive.
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I care for and look after her meticulously.
My girlfriend is deeply touched. But she still refuses to admit it.
After work, I take the initiative to buy ingredients and go to her place to cook for her.
When I knock on the door,
I have an illusion.
It's as if I'm an ordinary office worker rushing home to cook for my wife after work.
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As soon as the door opens, my girlfriend warmly welcomes me.
That scene is just like a newly - wed wife waiting for her husband to come home from work.
At that moment, my heart is hit again.
I want to get married.
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During dinner, we chat like a couple who have been married for years.
My girlfriend starts to talk about her family.
Her childhood is really heart - wrenching.
What's precious is that she's now cheerful and lively. That's really rare.
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What's even rarer is that her first kiss is still intact.
Oh my goodness.
This really gets to me.
I really want to pounce on her and take her first kiss right away. But I hold back.
Since she loves me so much,
she won't just let some random man steal her first kiss.
I can wait.
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I never dreamed that she's actually writing novels.
And she's the author of a book by one of my favorite writers.
The author of *Falling into Demonic Possession*.
I always thought the author was male.
The writing style and the plot are so magnificent.
I think if Zhou Yinyin were born in ancient times,
she would definitely be a heroic female figure.
You can tell from her attitude towards work.
She never asks for special treatment at work just because she's a woman.
She's treated the same as the male colleagues.
She's even more meticulous, more hard - working, persistent in her opinions, and has a unique perspective.
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After thinking so much, I just want to say.
I love my goddess.
Even if she farts,
it smells nice.
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Watching her eagerly offer to give me a massage,
I originally wanted to say,
these hands are so precious.
They're meant to create legends.
Not to do something as mundane as a massage.
But she's so insistent.
Fine.
Let her do it.
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She looks so cute in her cartoon pajamas.
The little wings on both sides flutter as she moves.
It's really fun.
I resist the urge to pull her wings.
Then she sticks her butt out and asks if I want to touch it.
Oh my goodness.
Please be a bit more reserved.
Although I really do want to... touch it.
It's round and perky, like a juicy peach.
I wonder what it would feel like to hold it in my hand.
Alas.
Cheng Yu.
Are you no longer pure?
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I thought she was just giving me a simple massage.
Just like many times before.
But I didn't expect.
She finally can't hold back.
She actually sits on me.
And moves her hips on my butt with a suggestive rhythm and force.
I'm pushed forward constantly.
It feels like...
I scold my girlfriend severely.
What she's doing is so vulgar.
Does she even consider me a man!
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I miscalculated.
I knew she had bad intentions.
She even didn't spare my old and loyal dog, Tangqiu.
My pure virgin dog, Tangqiu.
Just like that, in its twilight years,
it loses its virginity to a little puppy.
Tangqiu symbolizes my longing for a holy love.
It represents the biggest difference between humans and beasts, that reason can overcome primitive desires.
Tangqiu and I are comrades - in - arms. We oppose promiscuity without love and resist the long years with self - restraint.
But my girlfriend schemes so hard that she sacrifices Tangqiu's chastity just to prove to me -
the male species is ultimately a slave to primitive desires.
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I, Cheng Yu.
Will never be a slave!
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She, Zhou Yinyin.
Can dream on.
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My girlfriend comes to apologize to me.
My anger has mostly subsided.
She always tries so hard to please me. In fact, she hasn't done anything too excessive, but she always apologizes timidly.
It makes me seem like I'm petty and have a bad temper.
So I tell her she doesn't have to work so hard.
After she leaves, she ignores me for a week.
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I'm a bit panicked.
Sure enough, being cold for too long.
She's tired.
She's given up.
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My mood is full of regret.
I regret it so much.
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I play tennis with my friends in the afternoon. On the way back, I have auditory hallucinations.
Sure enough, missing someone too much can cause hallucinations.
When I'm turning a corner while driving, I see a girl fall on the road in the rear - view mirror.
I step on the brake. When I look closely, it seems to be my girlfriend.
I quickly find a place to park the car.
When I get out, it really is my girlfriend.
She falls so hard.
My heart aches.
Are you okay, baby?
As I walk over, I see a sunny and handsome young man helping her up.
She seems to be rejecting him, and they're tugging at each other.
I show up just in time and announce that I'm her boyfriend.
I don't feel like wasting words with that guy. All I care about is whether my girlfriend is hurt.
Her skin is scraped.
I'm so heartbroken.
It turns out she's also eager to see me.
She just didn't dare to approach me for fear of making me angry.
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I surrender.
I admit I'm useless.
Just being ignored for a week.
I'm all in a muddle.
I think I might as well take this opportunity to officially become her boyfriend.
After all, I just claimed to be her boyfriend, and she didn't object.
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But then my girlfriend says, thank you for pretending to be her boyfriend.
Well.
I thank your sister.